Wednesday, March 10, 2010

My Camel Toe (Photo)

WTF?!  
Camel Toe - a slang term that refers to the outline of the labia majora seen through tight clothes.  (Wikipedia)
Remember the crazy ladies in pink from the Suntrust Richmond Marathon with the poster that said:  

Camel Toe Check Here...  friends don't let friend run with camel toes.  
This was right after the Lee Bridge at mile 17.  
In tribute, here's my camel (pose)...
Here's my toe...
Please note the red area on the top of my foot.  A rug burn not from camel toe inspection activities but a few too many rabbits, I think.
Again, WTF?!
Rabbit pose.  This is not me.  My Bikram outfits aren't that cute.  I wish.
For now here's me making sure don't have an actual camel toe..

Almost impossible to see what you have packing in Nike running shorts.  But a girl who thinks clothes are claustrophobic in a room at 107 degrees wants to be sure.  

This pose is a great way to see what grass cutting may be is necessary for bathing suit season.  My awesome cousin Marie performs that service.  I got my (head) hair cut today by her and she provided me with great fodder for my next post.  My 50th.  It will sport a giveaway.  Stay tuned.  Tend to your rabbits, your camels, your toes and hug yourself tight like a Japanese ham sandwich.  WTF?!  Look up Bikram and figure it out. 

Running has been back-burnered but still simmers.  20 miles this week.  Turning up the heat next. 

BTW, thanks for the plastic surgery input.  Not doing it.  I wouldn't been able to press my face to my shins or monitor my camel toe for weeks and weeks and we can't have that.   Sending love to all who weighed in on the topic by comment, email or phone call.  I'm a lucky gal.  Glass waaaaaay full.  

How have you been spending your time lately?  Do your friends think you are crazy?  

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

rigth now it is insane for me. Between training really ramping up, school, and a crazy work schedule - I havent even been able to keep up with the blogs I follow. So, we sacrifice sleep to stay connected...i need YOUR flexibility...wow!

Unknown said...

Labia majora? That had me laughing before I even read the rest of you post. I think everyone in my life thinks I'm crazy...me included.

By the way, I'm happy with your decision regarding the surgery...you are obviously a happy and secure gal...I love that!

ShutUpandRun said...

Nice labia. Majora and minora. Great poses, nice flexiblity, but you know I was hoping for the real camel toe. When are you going to bring that out? Vegas mabye. Your tatoo could be of a camel toe.

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Anonymous said...

wah... If I do that I'll break myself.. when I was a child I use to made exercise but I stop because of the job and studies.
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