According to onebadrunner sex is better if you are 40+. Though I totally agree, shocking a party full of thirty-somethings may not have been the smoothest move. For that envelope-pushing behavior I am sending a box of Kashi granola bars. Xenia's grandmother deserves a nod for shocking her family with news of her vibrator use. Go Grannie!
Competition was stiff, however. Shutupandrun shocked her son and husband with a question about the appearance of first pubes. Runningandliving gives crap for presents and Kerrie is converting Christian campers to the dark side with her pole dancing. BTW, SteveQ I AM ready for your shock stories.
Thanks for the fun and here's what I did for fun earlier this week.
I bought a nightgown. Call me crazy. I saw Young Victoria with two of my dearest friends and we've all decided we are British Royalty. With 9 kids in 11 years young Vicky got a lot of booty in that get up. Today, I look like the 40-year-old virgin. Only I'm 41 and I'm not. My son thinks I'm a nerd and my girls think I look 'lovely' like Martha Washington - you know George's wife. I think I should light up and make a martini. How's this...
If you can guess what I'm holding (it's legal). I'll send you some. You'll love it.
Doing next: Paying bills
And next: Running